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  •  Kutta Beemar hai
    Teacher in Class: Dehli min "Kutub Meenar" hai.
    A student was sleeping teacher wakes him and asks: What did I just say?

    Student: Dehli main Kutta Beemar hai.

    Posted in Category: Hindi Funny SMS  By: Wajahat Karim On: Monday, June 09, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  Mukammal meri zaat nahin hoti
    Us shakhs se jab tuk koi baat nahin hoti,
    Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti,
    Na khafa howa karay wo usay kehna,
    Bina us k Mukammal meri zaat nahin hoti.

    Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS  By: Wasiq Anari On: Monday, June 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  Ae chand ki kirno jao na
    Ae chand ki kirno jao na,
    Tum usko chho kar aao na!
    Woh kab kab kya kya kerta hai,
    Woh jagta hai ya sota hai,
    Woh sham ko kesa lagta hai,
    Woh raat ko kesa dikhta hai,
    Jab soye kesa lagta hai,
    Jab jagy kesa dikhta hai,
    Tum chupke chupke jao na,
    Tum usko chho kar aao na!

    Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS  By: Wajahat Karim On: Monday, June 09, 2008 | Messages: 2
  •  Jab se begum ne mujhe...
    Jab se begum ne mujhe Murgha bana rakha hai,
    Maine nazron ki tarha sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
    Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kyon ho?
    Maine dho dho k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
    Roz leti hai woh talashi woh Police ki manind.
    Pochti hai kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai.
    Woh duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar thehra,
    Jisne khud ko yahan Shadi se bacha rakha hai.
    Pee ja is Maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans k Shauhar!
    Maar khaney main bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai.

    Posted in Category: Mazahiya Poetry  By: Wajahat Karim On: Monday, June 09, 2008 | Messages: 3
  •  College wali
    College wali
    masale dar:
    office wali
    narum narum:
    muhale wali
    garma garam:
    aap kya samjhaye?
    may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon.

    Posted in Category: Adult SMS Jokes  By: Wasiq Anari On: Monday, June 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  Faisla aap per hai
    Rs 1450: baby food
    Rs 1000: doctor fee
    Rs 950: medicine
    Rs 800: toys
    Rs 500: diapers
    Rs 300:baby powder
    total
    Rs 5000


    or

    Condom
    Rs.5

    Faisla aap per hai.

    Posted in Category: Adult SMS Jokes  By: Wasiq Anari On: Monday, June 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  YESNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH
    Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-
    YESNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH-
    SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH.

    Posted in Category: Adult SMS Jokes  By: Wajahat Karim On: Monday, June 09, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  Blow job
    HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job.

    Posted in Category: Adult SMS Jokes  By: Wajahat Karim On: Monday, June 09, 2008 | Messages: 1