Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes of the Weak

Kutta Beemar hai
Teacher in Class: Dehli min "Kutub Meenar" hai.
A student was sleeping teacher wakes him and asks: What did I just say?

Student: Dehli main Kutta Beemar hai.

Posted in Category: Hindi Funny SMS By: Wajahat Karim On: Monday, June 09, 2008 | Messages: 1

Mukammal meri zaat nahin hoti
Us shakhs se jab tuk koi baat nahin hoti,
Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti,
Na khafa howa karay wo usay kehna,
Bina us k Mukammal meri zaat nahin hoti.

Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Wasiq Anari On: Monday, June 23, 2008 | Messages: 1

Ae chand ki kirno jao na
Ae chand ki kirno jao na,
Tum usko chho kar aao na!
Woh kab kab kya kya kerta hai,
Woh jagta hai ya sota hai,
Woh sham ko kesa lagta hai,
Woh raat ko kesa dikhta hai,
Jab soye kesa lagta hai,
Jab jagy kesa dikhta hai,
Tum chupke chupke jao na,
Tum usko chho kar aao na!

Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Wajahat Karim On: Monday, June 09, 2008 | Messages: 2

Jab se begum ne mujhe...
Jab se begum ne mujhe Murgha bana rakha hai,
Maine nazron ki tarha sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kyon ho?
Maine dho dho k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti hai woh talashi woh Police ki manind.
Pochti hai kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai.
Woh duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar thehra,
Jisne khud ko yahan Shadi se bacha rakha hai.
Pee ja is Maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans k Shauhar!
Maar khaney main bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai.

Posted in Category: Mazahiya Poetry By: Wajahat Karim On: Monday, June 09, 2008 | Messages: 3

College wali
College wali
masale dar:
office wali
narum narum:
muhale wali
garma garam:
aap kya samjhaye?
may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon.

Posted in Category: Adult SMS Jokes By: Wasiq Anari On: Monday, June 23, 2008 | Messages: 1

Faisla aap per hai
Rs 1450: baby food
Rs 1000: doctor fee
Rs 950: medicine
Rs 800: toys
Rs 500: diapers
Rs 300:baby powder
total
Rs 5000

or

Condom
Rs.5

Faisla aap per hai.

Posted in Category: Adult SMS Jokes By: Wasiq Anari On: Monday, June 23, 2008 | Messages: 1

YESNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH
Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-
YESNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH-
SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH.

Posted in Category: Adult SMS Jokes By: Wajahat Karim On: Monday, June 09, 2008 | Messages: 1

Blow job
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job.

Posted in Category: Adult SMS Jokes By: Wajahat Karim On: Monday, June 09, 2008 | Messages: 1