Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes of the Week

Love at First sight
Best quote I have ever read:

"I believe in love at first sight!"

Bcause... I've loved my mother ever since I opened my eyes!

Posted in Category: Mothers Day SMS By: DCETian On: Sunday, April 05, 2009 | Messages: 1

Height of Confidence
Q: What is confidence?

Ans: Once ten boys deside to purpose a girl,

9 boy came with rose and

1 with CONDOM!

That is the confidence.

Posted in Category: Adult SMS Jokes By: Funtoosh On: Sunday, April 05, 2009 | Messages: 1

Keep Me in ur Brain
Don't keep Me in your Heart,
But keep Me in your Brain,

Bcoz

Rehnay ki jaga jitni Khali ho utna he Maza aata hai.

Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Irfan On: Monday, March 30, 2009 | Messages: 1

Never gets a Second Chance
One never gets a second chance to make a first impression.

But remember the first impression is not the last chance to make a good impression.

Posted in Category: Motivational Quotes By: Rooman On: Monday, March 30, 2009 | Messages: 1

Nekyan
Azaan khmoshi se sunno,
Aur azaan ka jawab b do,
Azan k 1 lafz k badle,
1500 naikian milti hy,
Mukamal Azzan ka
Jawab dene se
2640000
(26 lakh 40 thousand)
naikian milti hy
.
Naikian lee k GEO.

Posted in Category: Islamic SMS By: Dhump On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 2

I Want 2 Kill U
I Want 2 Kill U

But I Can't, Bcoz of

I.P.C.340(B)

According 2 this Rule, Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys are Strictly Prohibited.

Posted in Category: Text Insults By: Rooman On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1

Diagram Of Bacteria
Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria.

Pappu: Here It Is Sir.

Teacher: Where? You Haven't Drawn Anything.

Pappu: Sir, Can You See Bacteria Without Microscope ... ;->

Posted in Category: English Funny SMS By: Dhump On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1

ALLAH Pak Kon Hain?
ALLAH Pak Kon Hain?

A= Ahad
L= La Shareek
L= Lam Yalid Walam Yulad
A= Awal o Aakhir
H= Haqiqi Mabood

Tou Imaan Walo Ye Tumhara AQEEDA Hona Chahiye.

Posted in Category: Islamic SMS By: Dhump On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1

Jannat Wale Jab Dozakh
Jannat Wale Jab Dozakh Walo'n Se Pooche'n Ge k
Kia Cheez Unko Dozakh Me Lai Hy Tou Wo Kahe'n Ge

"Hum Namaz Nahi Parhty Thay"

[Surah Muddasir Aayat 40-43]

Posted in Category: Islamic SMS By: Dhump On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1

Laado De Lashkare
Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!

O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...

Ye Commercial BREAK Tha

Now

U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->

Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Dhump On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1

SUMMARY OF APRIL FOOL
SHORT SUMMARY OF APRIL FOOL

Spain par qabza hua to Muslims ko Christians ne wada kar k Ship main sawar kya,
Aur Kaha k aap hifazat se AFRICA chalay jao gay,
Lekin jab Ship Sea main gaya to Christians ne Muslims ko zinda Jala diya.

Thay Celebrate This Day in the Memory of MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.

Please Spread It.

Posted in Category: Islamic SMS By: Rooman On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 2

7 Janmo k liay job
Son: Mom mubarik ho, meri 7 Janmo k liay job lag gai hai.

Mom: Acha beta wo kon si?

Son: Mujhay Star Plus ki Serial me kaam mil gya hai..

Posted in Category: Hindi Funny SMS By: Dapper On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1

Train Me 1 Larke
Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai,

Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha;
Cigarete k Dhuwai'n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy

Larka Bola: Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn?

Posted in Category: Cool SMS Jokes By: Dapper On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1

Aankhon ko intazar ki
Aankhon ko intazar ki aadat si ho gai,
Yun he Khayal-e-Yaar ki aadat si ho gai,
Aur doosra koi mily bhi to dil dil manta he nahi,
Humko tere pyaar ki aadat si ho gai.

Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Irfan On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1

FRIENDZ In The Heart

Are The Worst Residents.

1- They Capture The Heart (Qabza Group)

2- They Pay No Rent (Muftay)

3- They Don't Vacant Easily (Dheet)

4- When They Leave The Place, Is Broken (Dehshat-Gard)

Posted in Category: English Friendship SMS By: Dhump On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 2

Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai
Tumharay bin nahi rehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,
Hai tumse bas yehi kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Zaban to keh nahi sakti, Tumhain Ehsaas to hoga,
Meri aankhon ko parh lena, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Tumharay naam kardi hai, Ye puri Zindagi apni,
Bhalay he dukh paray sehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Humhain Ehsaas hai tumko bhi humse pyar hai lekin...
Ye meray saamnay kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai.

Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Dapper On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 3

Mehnat Karo Gay To
Teacher Mehnat Karo Gay Tou Kuch Bano Gay.

Pathan Student: Teacher! Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai.

Magar Wo Kuch Nahe Bana...

Posted in Category: Pathan SMS Jokes By: Dapper On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1

EK LARKI KI DUA
*EK LARKI KI DUA*

Qasam se har larkay ko bhula dongi,
Sabhi Tasveerain jala dongi,
Ek Tum he Raho gay is Dil main,
Balance Dalwa do Tumhain dua dongi.

Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Dapper On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1

Pathan 1 Baalti main
Pathan 1 Baalti main Paani le kar ja kara tha k Baarish shuru ho gai:
Aur Barish ka Pani balti main chala gaya.

Pathan: Aby yaar sara Paani geela ho gaya.

Posted in Category: Pathan SMS Jokes By: Dapper On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1

Wish That U Visualize
I Wish That U Visualize
A Sweet Multi Sequential Form Of Idiosyncrasy Occurring Benevolently
In d Meritorious Piece Of Cerebral Brain.

In Short Good Night :-)

Posted in Category: Good Night SMS By: Dhump On: Saturday, March 28, 2009 | Messages: 1

Main kese shikwa karon
Main kese shikwa karon Woh Nadan hai bohat,
Udaas kar k mujhe khud bhi pareshan hai bohat,
Kehnay ko Woh meray Qareeb hai bohat lekin,
Faslay ab tak humaray darmiyan hai Bohat.

Posted in Category: Sorry SMS Jokes By: Wasiq Ansari On: Saturday, March 28, 2009 | Messages: 1

Awaz a rhe hy?
Hello, Hello

Awaz nhe aa rhe

Hello

Ab awaz aye..?

nhe

Hello, Hello

Ab aye?

Abe B nhi?

Awaz aye ge bhi kese?

OY! Paindu ye SMS hy.

Posted in Category: Urdu Text Insults By: Dhump On: Saturday, March 28, 2009 | Messages: 1

Anti Shabo kI Beti
"Tere Naam"
Salman bHai Ganja Hua,

"GHAJINI"
Amir khAn gAnja Hua.

SocH Raha ho0n,
ApUn saALa Bhi Tind Krwa Le,

Aj Kal Anti Shabo kI Beti Line De rAhI HaI.

Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Dapper On: Saturday, March 28, 2009 | Messages: 1

Apna Future malum krna hai
Agr apko apna future malum krna ha to..

Write ur ful nam
N
Ur lover nam

N send it to
Ur
Father''s no.
He wil tel u Ur future... :-)

Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Dhump On: Saturday, March 28, 2009 | Messages: 1

Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy

Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !

ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->

Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Dhump On: Saturday, March 28, 2009 | Messages: 1