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- Success With Your Age
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is...having friends.
At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is...having sex.
At age 35, success is...having money.
At age 50, success is...having money.
At age 60, success is...having sex.
At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
Posted By: Lovebirds On: Sunday, November 30, 2008 | Messages: 3
- Gannay k Truck
Jo sms nhi kary uski Ga*d main
10 lu#d
20 Tattay
2 Glass
3 Chamchay
5 Thailiyan
11 Charpaiyan
8 Sofay
2 Coolar
6 AC
1 Vespa Scooter
2 Cyclen
7 Razaiyan
4 Kambal
3 Tootiyan
5 TV
9 Bhoot
6 Remote
2 Pani wali tankain
Jaldi msg kar Cheetay!
Nhi tu peechay 2 Gannay k Truck bhi
araha hain.
Posted By: Love Guru On: Saturday, November 29, 2008 | Messages: 2
- Charges outgoing per lagte hain
Boy:Sex main dono ko maza ata hai
tu larkey sey hi paise kyon lete hain,
Larki sey Kyon nahi?
Girl: Charges outgoing per lagte hain,
Incoming per nahi..
Posted By: Love Guru On: Friday, November 28, 2008 | Messages: 1
- A Child On Juice Corner
A Child On Juice Corner
Papaji Koi Aisi Machine Nahi Hai
Jisme Juice Dalo To Fal Nikle?
Father:
Hai
Teri Mummy
Usme Maine Juice Dala
To Tu Nikal Aaya..!!
Posted By: Love Guru On: Friday, November 28, 2008 | Messages: 1
- 3 Sardars Talking Abut AIDS
3 Sardars Talking Abut AIDS
1.Mai To Condom K Bina Krta Nahi
2.Mai To Ungli Me Bi Phenta Hoon
3.Mai To Risk Hi Nhi Leta Padosi Se Karvata Hu.
Posted By: Love Guru On: Friday, November 28, 2008 | Messages: 1
- One Night
One Night
A Man Rolls Over In Bed And Gives His Wife A Big
Knowing Grin
Immediately Realising His Intentions
She Says:
“Not Tonight Darling
I Have An Appointment With The Gynaecologist
Tomorrow Morning And I Want To Stay Fresh And Clean.”
Dejected And Disappointed
The Man Rolls Over And Tries To Get To Sleep
A Few Minutes Later He Rolls Over
And Prods His Wife Again:
“Tell Me
Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow
Too?”
Posted By: Love Guru On: Friday, November 28, 2008 | Messages: 3
- Ooper Rakho Tu Tarse
Ooper Rakho Tu Tarse
Andar Dalo Tu Barse
Ander Jaey Tu Phisal Ke Jaey
Baher Aaye Tu Pighal Ke Aaye
Opper Rakho Tu Woh Thirke
Ander Leti Woh Jhijhkey
Ander Jaey Tu Maza Paaye
Kahey Uff Kare Haye Haye
Bhala Sa Naam Hey Uska
Piyar Karna Kaam Hey Uska
Boojho Kiya Hey Yeh Tu Manein
Hum Bhi Akher Kuch Tu Janein
Yeh Sawl Hey Yaro Females Se
Kuch Lena Dena Nhein Males Se
Jo Boojhey Usko Inaam Milley Ga
Han Piayr Se Chalkta Jaam Miley Ga.
Posted By: Love Guru On: Friday, November 28, 2008 | Messages: 3
- Bollywood Or Hollywood
Beta:
Papa Ye Bollywood Or Hollywood Bole To Kya?
Baap:
Bete Jo Ladki Ball Se Khelne De
Wo BOLLYWOOD
Aur Jo Holl Se Khelne De
Wo Hollywood
Posted By: Love Guru On: Friday, November 28, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Wife Catches Husband With Naukrani
Wife Catches Husband With Naukrani
Naukrani:
Maaf Kardo Bibi Jee 500rs Ka Lalach Mila Tha
Wife:
May Tujhay 5000rs Doun Gi Bata Tu Nay Sahab Jee Ka
Khara Kaisay Kiya?
Posted By: Love Guru On: Friday, November 28, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Ch**t Chorangi Per
Ch**t Chorangi Per Ek Ch**t Ne Khud Kush Hamla Kiya
14 Ch**tein Halak 10 Lu*d Zakmi 22 Topay Khul Gaey
40 Mamay La Pata Aur Kai Jhantin Sulag Gaein Police Ki
Foran Karwai Se 19 Tattay Pakray Gaey Baqi Tattay Farar
Sms Miltay He Under Ground Hojao
Posted By: Love Guru On: Friday, November 28, 2008 | Messages: 2
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