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- Height of Confidence
Q: What is confidence?
Ans: Once ten boys deside to purpose a girl,
9 boy came with rose and
1 with CONDOM!
That is the confidence.
Posted By: Funtoosh On: Sunday, April 05, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Itne kam kapray
Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena.
Posted By: Dapper On: Saturday, March 28, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Bewakoo Larki
1st boss: Tumne us larki ko job Q nhi di?
2nd boss: Yar wo boht bewakuf thi.
1st: Wo kese?
2nd: Kuch nhi bs jb maine usay bethne k liye kaha to wo chair dhundne lgi.
Posted By: Rooman On: Saturday, March 28, 2009 | Messages: 1
- 4 Dogs and a Bitch
4 Dogs fucking Bitch very Hard,
Pass ek aunty khari thi, ronay lagi.
Bacchay ne Pocha: "Kiya hoa??"
Aunty: "KUCH NAHI BETA JAVANI K DIN YAAD AGAYE HAIN"
Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, March 24, 2009 | Messages: 1
- ANTHONIO AFTAB
A girl, on a journey, was reading a book on male sex.
It read, "ITALIAN men have largest penis, while PAKISTANIS have hardest."
A man was also reading her book from behind.
The girl turned & asked him, "what is your name?"
Man: "ANTHONIO AFTAB"
Posted By: Dhump On: Sunday, March 22, 2009 | Messages: 2
- Suhaag Raat
Bivi Suhaag Raat ko Shohar say Boli: Daikhain plz. Meray Pass Na aaein.
Main nay Apni Ammi ko Qasam di hay k Main
Shadi k Baad:
Sub Buray Kaam Chorr doon gi...
Posted By: Dhump On: Saturday, March 21, 2009 | Messages: 1
- 5 bachy, 50000 hazar inaam
Government ne ailaan kya: Jis shakhs k 5 bachy hongy unhain 50000 diye jaengay.
Sardar apni wife se: Meri girlfriend k pas mera 1 bacha hai, abhi lata hon.
Ghar aaya to 2 achy nahi thy, pucha kahan hain?
Wife: Jiske thy woh le gaya.
Posted By: Dhump On: Saturday, March 07, 2009 | Messages: 2
- Sardar, BV aur Aids
Sardar apni BV ko Doctor pe le gya
After Checkup up
Dr: Aapke BV ko AIDS hy
Sardar: Oh Rab ka shukar hy,
Mein tu smjha tha k phir se pregnant ho gai.
Posted By: Rooman On: Friday, March 06, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Na mumkin hai
Teacher: macharon ko peda hoone se rokna hoga.
Student:ye to na mumkin hai.
Teacher:kuon?
Student:itna chota condom kisi ka baap nhi bana sakta..!
Posted By: Dhump On: Wednesday, March 04, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Khubsurti
Khubsurti ye nhi k naey
Soot,
Boot,
pehno,
Smart nazar aao
Balke khubsurti to ander ki hoti hai,
is liye "UNDERWEAR" daily change kia karo..:-D
Posted By: Dhump On: Wednesday, March 04, 2009 | Messages: 1
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THANKS TO ALL SENDER.
RAJ
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