Best Collection of Cool Jokes
A very nice collection of cool sms and jokes, cool and funny sms messages and cool sms text messages in roman urdu, english, and hindi. You can also submit cool jokes here.
- Train Me 1 Larke
Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai,
Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha;
Cigarete k Dhuwai'n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy
Larka Bola: Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn?
Posted By: Dapper On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Difference
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = Qismat.
Posted By: Dhump On: Friday, March 06, 2009 | Messages: 1
- What is girlfriend ?
Question:what is girlfriend ?
Answer:
jo her bat pe tok tok ker tumhari her adat badal day or 2 sal bad kahay
"Ab tum pehlay jaisay nahi rahe."
Posted By: Dhump On: Wednesday, March 04, 2009 | Messages: 1
- LAST bole to.
It is my "LAST" SMS For u...
LAST bole to.
L- love u always.
A- all time miss u.
S- save u in my heart.
T- true friend in my life.
Posted By: Dhump On: Saturday, February 28, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Always dn't depend
Today's Thought
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Always don't depend on my thoughts,
Try to think of ur own sumtimes.!
Useless fellow.
Posted By: Dhump On: Wednesday, February 25, 2009 | Messages: 1
- I m not at home
I m not at home, so plz send me a load 30 rupes, or share me waiting plz yar
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Agr es tarah k koi msg kre to samj lo k jhoot bool raha hea.
Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, February 19, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Where is ur heart?
Biology ki miss: girls can u tel me exactly where is ur heart?
All girls shouted loudly :
"F@ее@Z"
K
pass!
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MISS smile & said:
mera b
Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, February 17, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Best friends
If GOD gave me 24 hrs
I will spend 23:55 hrs with you
&
In last 5 mint
I will press ur neck and say
"Lets go together Friend!"
Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, February 17, 2009 | Messages: 1
- When I am worried, no one sees my pain,
When I am worried, no one sees my pain,
When I cry, no one sees my tears,
When I am happy, no one sees my smile,
But
Ek DATE dafa kya maari sab se dekh liya...
Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, February 10, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Thought of the day
Thought of the day
The two dangerous weapons that can make 2 man enemies.
1) A girl's smile
And
2) A girl's tears.
Posted By: Dhump On: Monday, February 09, 2009 | Messages: 1
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fahad says:
kiss is a key of love
love is a lock of marriage
marriage is box of children
children is the problem of pakistan
so stop kiss and save pakistan
adil says:
nice collection of sms
plz send me sms on my number
0313-5545323
thanxs
Atif says:
If Computer Windows r in PUNJABI.
Then it'll b used as:
*Send=Sutto *Insert=Vich pao *Download=Thale Lao
*Delete=Mitti Pao
*Alt+Crtl+Del= Syapaa Ei Mukao
areeba says:
Aaj...
Aap...
khush to bahut honge
k
humara
sms aa gaya
Laikin
hum b bahut
cjalak hain
humne
likha
kuch
bhi nahin.:-p
areeba says:
Wada karo
k tum
zindagi ki
har cheez
mujh se
share
karoge
Wada karo
khushi
ghum
dukh
sukh
or
yahan
tak k
apna mobile ka balance bhi.;-)
Areesha says:
Love marraiage & arrange marraige main kia difference hai?
Hum khud ja kar koonway main giray woh love marraige.
500 log mil kar dhaka de de to woh arrange marraige!!
1000 bollywod Actress wallpapr says:
Khuda Ne Ishq Banaya Hoga
To Khud Bhi Zaroor Aazmaya Hoga,
Hamari To Aukaad Kya Hai,
Is Ishq Ne To Khuda Ko Bhi Roolaya Hoga
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Rizwan Bukhari says:
A SARDAR FROM PUNJAB WAS TRAVELING TO UK FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HE ONLY KNOWS 3 ENGLISH WORDS YES, NO THANK U AND HE DID NOT NO WHAT DOES THESE 3 WORDS MEANS,HE SAT DOWN ON THE PLANE AND THERE WAS A STRANGER LOOKING FOR HIS WALLET HE ASKED SARDAR HAVE YOU SEEN MY WALLET.SARDAR GOT HAPPY AND SHOUTED YES. THE STRANGER SAYS CAN I HAVE IT BACK PLS. SARDAR SAID NO!!!! THEN THE STRANGER GAVE SARDAR A BACK HAND SLAP. SARDAR SHOUTED THANK UUUUUU, HA HA HA HA
Ashutosh Upadhayay says:
New Ramayan:-
Ravan cycle ko leke sita ji ko lene jata hai
Sita ji Shree Ram ko mobile karti hai ki Ravan mujhe lene aya hai
Shree Ram kehte hain kiRavan ko cycle doveling karna nahi Aata hai
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