Best Collection of English Funny SMS
A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.
- Diagram Of Bacteria
Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria.
Pappu: Here It Is Sir.
Teacher: Where? You Haven't Drawn Anything.
Pappu: Sir, Can You See Bacteria Without Microscope ... ;->
Posted By: Dhump On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Teach A Person
Give A Person A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day,
Teach A Person To Use The Internet And He Won't Bother You For Weeks ... ;->
Posted By: Rooman On: Saturday, March 28, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Arz Kia Hai...
Arz Kia Hai...
Those Who Know Me Know Me Well
Waah Waah
Those Who Know Me Know Me Well
Those Who Do Not, Go To Hell . . .
Posted By: Dhump On: Saturday, March 28, 2009 | Messages: 1
- A Simple Logic
A Simple Logic:
Human=Eat+Work+Sleep+Enjoy
Donkey=Eat+Work+Sleep
Therefore
Human=Donkey+Enjoy
0r
Human-Enjoy=Donkey
I.e.:
Human who doesn't enjoy is a Donkey.
Posted By: Dapper On: Friday, March 27, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Today, Tomorrow
Today, Tomorrow and Yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, March 26, 2009 | Messages: 1
- What R U Searching?
.
What R U Searching?
No Msgs Today
Bcoz
Sunday Is Holiday.
Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, March 05, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Ur Hand 2 Correct
When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct
When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch
When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap
In Short
Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ...
Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, March 05, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Free Call...
Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
.
.
.
.
.
Call Customer Care & Enjoy!!!
Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, March 05, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Beautiful Lines
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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Nice na...??
Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, March 05, 2009 | Messages: 1
- which shaving cream do...
Sales Man: Sir, which shaving cream do u use?
Customer: Kumara's.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumara's.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumara's ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumara's.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumara's is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.
Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, March 05, 2009 | Messages: 2
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HIKMAT WARDAK says:
i really like these sms they r very funny and very intresting 4 knowledge and 4 mindrefreshment
Faraz says:
Hi....girls n boys
sorry only girlz not boyz.....
Ha ha ha!....
Plzz b do not angry!
Yes m3 serious...
If any girl want 2 frndship wid me plzz contact thz num 03142917676
naveen says:
it is good to read
venky says:
You know why Women starts with "W"
Because all Questions start with "W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife..?
MSR says:
i like funny sms as well as quiz sms.
Salam to all pakistani........
salman says:
HI IF ANY ONE WANNA INTREST IN FRNDSHIP JUST CALL OR MSG ME ON 03439607527.ME WAITING
Areesha says:
When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
Areesha says:
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?
Areesha says:
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
waseem says:
i like sexy and funny sms only if any buddy have please send me on this num 03149378732
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