Best Collection of English Funny SMS
A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.
- Hi dear
Hi dear watch this
Anybody have send the empty sms
isn't seen fool..
Posted By: Zaheer On: Monday, November 24, 2008 | Messages: 1
- True bravery is 2 arrive home
True bravery is 2 arrive home.....
Fully drunk......a late night out.....
& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask:
Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?
Posted By: Zaheer On: Monday, November 24, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Height of fashion?
Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.
Posted By: Zaheer On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | Messages: 2
- This sms can only be read
This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
Try again,
Again,
Maybe you are..
Just not smart??
One more time.
Hey don't force it ugly!!!
Posted By: Zaheer On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Who said English is easy???
Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have Brain.…
2.______I don’t have Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid....
Posted By: Zaheer On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
- A physiological study
A physiological study has proved that
All the fools, donkeys, monkeys
Used their thumbs to read the messages
Don’t change your finger know its too late.
Posted By: Zaheer On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
- 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and the third
one was caught reading this txt message
Posted By: Zaheer On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
- This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog,
way dog,to dog, keep dog, an dog,
idiot dog, busy dog,for dog, 20 dog,
seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.
Posted By: Zaheer On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Why were males created before females?
Why were males created before females?
because you always need a rough draft
before the final copy
Posted By: Zaheer On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Girls are like phones,
Girls are like phones,
we like to be held and talked too,
but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Posted By: Zaheer On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
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Nazia says:
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved"
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Saeed says:
U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY
Shafqat says:
Nice to visit this site..
i really like the way you present the sms messages...
Anila says:
Marriage
One day one man went to die that time another man saw him.
He asked Why are u going to die.
The man replied that "I am going to get married.It is better to suicide than living with my wife"
Imran says:
its nice.........carry on.00966508688425
Kiran says:
The way they find for smile its very nice.from nice people i called that a laoughy planet keep it up but in good manners
Humara says:
Wife closed her leg after sex and asked: Hum apny baby ka naam kya rakhen gay?
Husband Condom utartay huye: Agar is k baad bhi hua to Zaradari rakhen gay.
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