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- Larki coke pi rahi
1 larki coke pi rahi thi, k achanak us main se aik MACHAR nikla aur bola "MAA"
Larki: Main teri maan nahi hon.
Machar: Aisa na bol maan main teri COKE se nikla hon!
Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 29, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Have you brought the matches home
MuM: Have you brought the matches home?
Son: Yes!
Mum: Are they working???
Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.
Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | Messages: 1
- EK aadmi qabar k paas
EK aadmi qabar k paas betha tha,
Musafir ne poocha DAR nahi lagta?
Aadmi bola is main DARNE ki kya baat hai?
Andar garmi lag rahi thi bahar aa gaya.
Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Money order
Father:"Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
Doctor:"It's God who has saved your life.
after sometime.
Doctor:"My fee??"
Father:"'ll send it to God through money order"!!
Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | Messages: 2
- Eyesight is Perfect
Wife looks in d mirror & says 2 her husband....
"I look horrible ,fat 7 ugly . plz say someting nice 2 me dear '
husband replies " ur eyesight is perfect.
Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Such aur Veham
Teacher: Sach aur Veham main kya faraq hai?
Student: Aap jo humain parha rahi hain, wo sach hai,
hum parh rahe hain, ye aapka veham hai.
Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | Messages: 1
- I believe
I believe
U were
born
in this world
,* as a
(',' ) cute
(,s,) little
(")(") baby
now that U r
grown up
)(/(/(
( o..o )Hai Rabba!
( - ) ae ki hoya?
Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Wo FSc main parti thi
Wo FSc main parti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
Wo BSc main parti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
Wo MSc main parti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
Wo apnay mehyan say larti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
www.you4best.com
Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | Messages: 2
- Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | Messages: 2
- Bachpan Ka Zamana
Yaad ayta hai muj ko tera bachpan ka zamana..
Palti patli tangoon per latka huwa pajama..
Wo behti naak ko Haath se ponch ker gaal per lagana..
Gali main beth ker sare mujhalay ko show dikhana..
Kamar se Makhiyan urate huwe awaz lagana..
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Amii ker li hai saa'af ker dain.
Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | Messages: 2
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