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  •  How Can A Father
    How Can A Father

    Make His Daughter

    Walk On The Street

    Looking Down The Earth??



    Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, February 26, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Throw Out Mother-In-Law
    Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?

    Because
    Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said:
    "Apni Saas Ko Bahar Nikalo."

    Posted By: Dhump On: Friday, February 13, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Larki coke pi rahi
    1 larki coke pi rahi thi, k achanak us main se aik MACHAR nikla aur bola "MAA"
    Larki: Main teri maan nahi hon.
    Machar: Aisa na bol maan main teri COKE se nikla hon!



    Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 29, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  Have you brought the matches home
    MuM: Have you brought the matches home?
    Son: Yes!
    Mum: Are they working???
    Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.


    Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  EK aadmi qabar k paas
    EK aadmi qabar k paas betha tha,
    Musafir ne poocha DAR nahi lagta?
    Aadmi bola is main DARNE ki kya baat hai?
    Andar garmi lag rahi thi bahar aa gaya.


    Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  Money order
    Father:"Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
    Doctor:"It's God who has saved your life.
    after sometime.
    Doctor:"My fee??"
    Father:"'ll send it to God through money order"!!



    Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | Messages: 2
  •  Eyesight is Perfect
    Wife looks in d mirror & says 2 her husband....
    "I look horrible ,fat 7 ugly . plz say someting nice 2 me dear '
    husband replies " ur eyesight is perfect.


    Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  Such aur Veham
    Teacher: Sach aur Veham main kya faraq hai?
    Student: Aap jo humain parha rahi hain, wo sach hai,
    hum parh rahe hain, ye aapka veham hai.


    Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  I believe
    I believe
    U were
    born
    in this world
    ,* as a
    (',' ) cute
    (,s,) little
    (")(") baby

    now that U r
    grown up

    )(/(/(
    ( o..o )Hai Rabba!
    ( - ) ae ki hoya?


    Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  Wo FSc main parti thi
    Wo FSc main parti thi
    Main BSc main parta tha
    Wo BSc main parti thi
    Main BSc main parta tha
    Wo MSc main parti thi
    Main BSc main parta tha
    Wo apnay mehyan say larti thi
    Main BSc main parta tha
    www.you4best.com


    Posted By: Rooman On: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | Messages: 2
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yuri says:
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....jokes r awesome and mindblowing...
sourabh thakur says:
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

Ghar Der Se Aya Hai.

loveabale says:
Malik nokar sey!
me ne tjhe kaha ta k cawal murghi k bache ko kilhade to billi ko kila rana he
Nokar!
murgi ka bacha billi k pait me he.

javed says:
i m verry happy to read thease sms,s and i want to read many sms in future
HAIDER says:
Son: Main school nahi jaonga.
Mom: Q?
Son: Main nokari karonga.
Mom: 4th class parh kar kya kaam karogay?
Son: 3rd class ki larkiyon ko tution parhaonga.

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wajidulla says:
very good jokes i too laugh a loud in office, while every one serious in their works. thanks
sajid says:
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Areeba Azeem says:
Laughing... and laughing... LOLzzzzz
habib says:
plz send me family jokes sms thanks 03127412287
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