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  •  Happy UnMarried Life!
    Before Marriage:

    "Roses are red, Sky is blue, I LOVE YOU"..

    After Marriage:

    "Roses are dead, I have flu don't come near, Paray mar tu"......


    So Happy UnMarried Life!


    Posted By: Water On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  Kaash main newspaper hoti
    Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar
    tumhare hathon me rehti

    Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi
    bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.

    WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe
    gaaliya de rahe the,

    HUS: Tumhe galatfehmi hui h.

    WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi?

    HUS:yehi k main soya hua tha...............!



    Posted By: Wasiq Ansari On: Friday, November 14, 2008 | Messages: 2
  •  After a lengthy quarrel,
    After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
    The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

    Posted By: Irfan On: Wednesday, October 29, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  A good marriage
    A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, October 19, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  Marriage
    Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, October 19, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  One day a man inserted
    One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
    Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, October 19, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  Why do brides wear white?
    Q: Why do brides wear white?
    A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, October 19, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  There was this lover
    There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, October 19, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  A little kid asks his Dad
    A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
    "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, October 19, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  Men are like chocolate bars.
    Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, October 19, 2008 | Messages: 1
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