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  •  BV and Politics
    Why legal age for voting is 18
    & for Marriage 21



    Kyu K

    BV sambhalana mulak sambhalne se
    Zyada mushkil kaam hai.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Wednesday, March 04, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Why girls cry on wedding?
    Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of rukhsati?

    Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila
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    Wo b sirf aik.!;->

    Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, March 03, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Wife to Husband
    Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?

    Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Häy...


    Posted By: Dhump On: Monday, March 02, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Malang baba
    Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai,

    Koi hal batao.

    Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..?

    Posted By: Dhump On: Sunday, March 01, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  A Wedding is just like
    A Wedding
    Is Just Like A Funeral

    Except That

    You Get To

    Smell Your Own Flower...

    Posted By: Dhump On: Wednesday, February 25, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  I Got Married Bcoz
    Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home n Washing Clothes

    Man 2: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason... ;->

    Posted By: Dhump On: Wednesday, February 25, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Story
    Story:

    Once upon a time

    A boy asked to a girl: Will you marry me?

    Girl: No.

    Aur is tarah larka

    hansi khushi rehne laga.

    Moral:

    No wife happy life.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, February 12, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Wo Kya Cheez He
    Wo Kya Cheez He
    Jo Biwi Apne Husband Ko Sari Umar Nhi Deti??
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    Guess??
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    Guess??
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    SakooN.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Sunday, February 08, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  You Tell Something
    WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

    HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Monday, February 02, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Toofani baarish mein !!!
    Toofani baarish mein raat ko shop per aik aadmi Pizza lene aaya..

    ShopKeeper: Aap shaadi shuda hein?

    Aadmi: Is toofani baarish mein kya meri Maa mujhe Pizza lene ke behje gi..

    Posted By: Dhump On: Saturday, January 31, 2009 | Messages: 1
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areeba says:
yaar koi mujhe bhi sms kar do hum bhi pare hain rahon main n my number is 03452366417.aur main bilkul kanwari hun haye ALLAH sharam aa rahi hai. koi hai jo mujh jaisi sharmili larki se dosti kare.;-)
M.Shoaib says:
very funny
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areesha says:
salam everyone hey haaris apna number de do main hoon na tumhain sms karti rahoongi dear shayad tumhari duaon se mmujhe mera prince mil jaye ;-)
haris karim says:
salaam bahi.
yar aap sab say aik request hai muj jaise gareeb ko be mail ker do ager aap muj ko mail ker do gai to aap ke shadi jardi ho gai.




Funny SMS Text Exchange says:
Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban
gaya... aur main...SWARGWASI. ..
Pawan says:
HORROR movie
Husband: Raat ko main 1 HORROR movie dekhi. I churail kabhi mere aagay, kabhi peechey aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi.
Wife: Konsi movie thi?
Husband: Apni shadi ki.

Malik Arsalan says:
If you have 5 flowers and you take 2

How many do you have?





Answer: 2
shabir hussain says:
dulhay ne 1st nite dulhan ki ankh par kiss ki aur bola.
ankhain shakhsiat ki kitab hoti hai.
dulhan: tum kitabo may khoye ho.
nichay library me aag lagi hoi he
prabh says:
hi ths is prabh plz marriage Anniversary sms add
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