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- Happy UnMarried Life!
Before Marriage:
"Roses are red, Sky is blue, I LOVE YOU"..
After Marriage:
"Roses are dead, I have flu don't come near, Paray mar tu"......
So Happy UnMarried Life!
Posted By: Water On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Kaash main newspaper hoti
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar
tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi
bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe
gaaliya de rahe the,
HUS: Tumhe galatfehmi hui h.
WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi?
HUS:yehi k main soya hua tha...............!
Posted By: Wasiq Ansari On: Friday, November 14, 2008 | Messages: 2
- After a lengthy quarrel,
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
Posted By: Irfan On: Wednesday, October 29, 2008 | Messages: 1
- A good marriage
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, October 19, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Marriage
Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, October 19, 2008 | Messages: 1
- One day a man inserted
One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, October 19, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Why do brides wear white?
Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, October 19, 2008 | Messages: 1
- There was this lover
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, October 19, 2008 | Messages: 1
- A little kid asks his Dad
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, October 19, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Men are like chocolate bars.
Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, October 19, 2008 | Messages: 1
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