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- Him ham hu
In Korian: Him ham hu,
In Rashian: Sim sam su,
In Chini: Chin chan chu,
In Thai: Hab haab hu,
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In Marathi: Yada hai tu!
Posted By: Dhump On: Wednesday, March 04, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot
Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato.
"Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe".
Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?.
Doctor tyache sagle exams.
Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, March 03, 2009 | Messages: 2
- Jevha tula aagdi ekta
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain.
Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, March 03, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Gujju women at chawpati stall
Gujju women at chawpati stall.
First Lady: Mane Chat.
Second Lady : Mane Ragado.
Third Lady: Pehllun Chat Ane Pache Ragado.
Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, January 29, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Priye Tu mala havi
Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte.
Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, January 06, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Ekda Dada Kondke la
Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI
Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, January 06, 2009 | Messages: 3
- Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar
Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat," yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!" Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, " Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri behen hai!!"
Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, January 06, 2009 | Messages: 2
- Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala
Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas Me dagad magitla Tu mala sundar murti dilis Me morpis magitle Tu mala mor dilas bahiri aahes ki kay ?
Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, January 06, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Aayushy kahi shanache aste
Aayushy kahi shanache aste,Tyat kunache mann dukhwayche naste,aapan dusaryala aawadto tyatch aapali aawad samjaayachi, kaaran doghanchi aawad ekch aste, ase khup nashibvan astat -(Siddhesh Nathuram Gopal)
Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, January 06, 2009 | Messages: 2
- HARPIC USE KARNE KA
colgate se daat saaf karne ka pepsodent se majbut karne ka babulse fresh karne ka AGAR FIR BHI SAAF NA HO TO BINDAS . . . . . HARPIC USE KARNE KA
Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, January 06, 2009 | Messages: 1
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sachin says:
kai mast sms aahe mala khup aavdale
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Bablu Salunkhe says:
Aansu ko ankhon ki
Dehliz pe laya na karo.
Apne dil ki halat
Kisiko bataya na karo.
Log mutthi bhar namak liye
Ghoom rahe hain
Apne zakhm kisiko
Dikhaya na karo.
(bablu)
varsha says:
BAHRUN ALE ASMANT
RADU LAGLE SARE SANT
PANDHRICHYA VITHOBALA VICHARITO PANT
SARYA MAHARASHTRACHI EKCH KHANT
ALI KHUTUN HE RAKHI SAWANT
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parashuram says:
Rang-gandhachya utsavat,
Samil hou ya sarejan,
Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun,
Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha.
Vasant Rutuchya agmani, Kokila Gayi Manjul Gani
Nav varshya Aaj Shubh Dini,
Sukh Samrudhhi Nando Jeevani.
GUDDHI PADVYACHYA
ANI
NUTAN VARSHACHYA HARDIK
SHUBHECHHA.
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TEJAS says:
A;Kasa Aahes?
B:Bara Aahe.
A:Dada Kasa Aahe?
B;Bara Aahe.
A:Tai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Aani Aai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Baba Paan Barech
Aastil?
B:NAHI,BABA EKACH
AAHET.
*************Himat asel tar yapexa phaltu SMS pathvun dakhav
Sir:Peruchya zadawar 10ambe,yatle5chiku kadhle,tar zadawar kiti kele urle
Stu:10hatti
Sr:Are wa,kase olkhle
St:karan mi dabyat methichi bhaji anli ahe.
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