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  •  Garmi lagy gi!
    Suraj ki pahli kiran KHUSHI dy apko

    2usri kiran HANSI day apko

    Teesri Kamiabi day apko

    Chothi kiran TANDRUSTI day apko



    Itna kafi hai warna GARMI lagay gi apko.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Friday, March 06, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Height of SMS
    Height of different things

    Fashion: Dhoti with zip

    Secrecy: Blank visiting card

    Stupidity: Looking through key hole of A glass door

    Honesty: Pregnant woman buying 1& half Ticket

    De-Hydration: Cow giving powder milk

    Time wasting: You reading the whole message.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Monday, February 23, 2009 | Messages: 2
  •  Donate money
    Following companies donate money to Israel army. The army which is killing small children in GAZA today. Coca cola,Pepsi,HuggiesRiver island,McdonaldsClinique,Disney,Gap,
    GarnierPerrier,Loreal,Marks & spencer,Kleenex,NestleRevlon,Stop
    buying from them in order to cripple
    the Israeli economy. It may seem a
    small thing to do but its a start.
    This is the least we can do to support our brothers & sisters in GAZA. Please spread this msg to all friends.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Sunday, January 18, 2009 | Messages: 3
  •  SUBHANALLAH
    ZAm Zam is 18 x 14ft & 13 mtr deep well,

    It started 4000 yrs ago. Never dried since then.

    Never changed the taste, No algie or plant

    growth in the pond,thus no disease caused.

    It was tested by Europen Laboritories & declared
    fit 4 drinking.This small pond provides water to millions
    of people through heavy motors pulling 8000 ltr per second
    & after 24 hours in only 11 mins complete its level thus its
    water level never decreases SUBHANALLAH

    Posted By: Lovebirds On: Sunday, November 30, 2008 | Messages: 3
  •  **Special Nescafe Coffee**

    ; ;
    c('''') c('''')
    '''' ''''

    **Special Nescafe Coffee**

    Ek aap ke liye
    Or
    Ek mere liye

    In a Lovely Winter Season.
    Jaldi se pi lo.

    Posted By: Water On: Friday, November 28, 2008 | Messages: 2
  •  Tanha raaton me yaad koi aata hai,
    Tanha raaton me yaad koi aata hai,

    Waqt mera aksar us ki yad me kat jata hai,

    Khushi or ghum main wohi nazar aata hai,

    KYON K yeh pagal Dil usy bhot chata hai.

    Posted By: Zaheer On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  Last Month kia hoa...
    Last Month Sab Se Ziada Matti Paleed Kis Ki Hui.?

    1:Musharaf
    2:Judges
    3:Talban
    4:Zardari

    And Tha Answer Is...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    "FARAZ"

    Posted By: Zaheer On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  SMS ke liye tarpaya nahi karte..
    Bila waje kisi ko Sataya nahi karte

    Had se ziyada kisi ko Rulaya nahi karte,

    Jis ki Saanse chalti hon aap ke SMS se,

    Un ko apne SMS ke liye tarpaya nahi karte..

    Posted By: Water On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
  •  Ajeb Haqiqat
    Ajeb haqiqat

    Ek 1000 rupe ka note bohat bara lagta hai

    Jb Masid mein dia jaye,Lakin shopping karne

    K lye boht chota lagta hai,2 ghanta Masjid

    mein bethna boht bhaari lagta hai, Lakin

    film dekhte howe kam lagty hein, 1 day

    cricket k lye log pagal ho rahe hote hein

    Lakin jb 'Khutba'aam waqt se thora sa zaida

    hojae tu log rone lagty hein,Ayse msg ko 4wd

    krna boht mushkil hota hai jb k latify or bekar

    msg send krna humara Mashgala hota hai.

    Posted By: Humara On: Friday, November 21, 2008 | Messages: 3
  •  "Happy First Feel Of Winter"
    The taste of Oranges,The walk in Frost,

    The Golden Sunlight,The beauty of autumn

    colors,The magic of cool Breeze,

    "Happy First Feel Of Winter"

    Posted By: Maheen On: Thursday, November 20, 2008 | Messages: 1
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aqeel says:
nice one.

Aqeel160@gmail.com

reply me if want Woundeful mails......
Rehan says:
Americans and their alliances are not only killing innocent Muslims of the world but insulting them by all means. But INSHALLAH they will never get success in their dirty plans. In facet they are creating more and more troubles for themselves.
Why those “intelligent” people don’t understand this.
Funny SMS says:
What happened to our Women Rights Associations? and other Champions of Women’s rights?

Kahan gaey karachi kai thekedar aur khawateen kai huqooq kai thekedar????

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