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- Happy Naswar Day
Aaj aik Azeem Din hai .
Aaj ke din Aik aisi Medicini ejaad ki gayi thi jis ki waja se pathan Aaj Zinda hein.
"********Happy Naswar Day
"********
Posted By: Water On: Sunday, November 30, 2008 | Messages: 1
- "KUN BANEGA KOARO PATI"
A pathan was playing "KUN BANEGA KOARO PATI"
Shahrukh asked apny baap ka nam batao.
Pathan replied:"Hum ko pagal samajhta hai kya?"
Pehly 4 option tu do?
Posted By: Love Guru On: Friday, November 28, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Tera Bachpan hi Rehta.....
Tera Bachpan hi Rehta to acha tha Nargis...
Hazaroun GuJAR Barbaad Kiye tu ne Jawaan ho kar..
Posted By: Water On: Thursday, November 27, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Mera number kab aaye ga?
Pathan was Kissing a Girl inside a Car
Police Man:Kya kar rahe ho?
Pathan:Nazar nahi aa raha?
Police Man: Mera number kab aaye ga?
Pathan: Is larki ke bad.
Posted By: Water On: Thursday, November 27, 2008 | Messages: 1
- TRAFFIC-POLICE ne rok kar kaha
Cow per bethey ek pathan ko
TRAFFIC-POLICE ne rok kar kaha
k aapka HELMET nhi hai?
Chalan hoga
Pathan: Dhiyan se dekh Nechey andhay
four Wheeler Hay
Posted By: Nida On: Thursday, November 27, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Pathan proposed his boss daughter.
Pathan proposed his boss daughter
Boss: Tumhari salary itni bhi nahi hy
ke tum use Toilet Paper dila sako.
Pathan: Yar agar woh itni potty karti hy
to rehne do....
Posted By: Water On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Ye kya kar rahe ho?
Pathan cycle ka break hath mein lekar
nach raha tha
Sardar: Ye kya kar rahe ho?
Pathan: Oye!Yara dikhta nhi kya?
BREAK DANCE!Full time masti nonstop fun
Posted By: Tina On: Saturday, November 22, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Ek pathan phone karta hy
Ek pathan phone karta hy tu awaz ati hay:
"Ye call milane k liye aap ka balance na kafi hai"
Pathan:Koi bat nhi behn tum hum se bat karo itna hi kafi hy.
Posted By: Humara On: Friday, November 21, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Khan Sahab ne bacha aghwa kya
Khan Sahab ne bacha aghwa kya or
tawan k liye "10 lakh rupe kal subha
pull k niche pohncha do"Ka sticker uske
piche chipka kar wapis ghar bhej dia.
Dusre din pull k niche gaya 10 lakh mil gaye!
Sath sticker pe likha tha.."Khuda ka Qasam
paise ka gham nai!Gham is bat ka he k khan
ne khan ko loota!
Posted By: Zaheer On: Thursday, November 20, 2008 | Messages: 2
- Different Voices during fucking time,
Different Voices during fucking time,
Russia:"O shema fu"
USA:"Yah fuck my ass"
China:"O chu ma shu"
India:"Oui maa"
In case of Pathan:"kona teenga ka"
Posted By: Shaharbano On: Tuesday, November 18, 2008 | Messages: 1
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Khan says:
Ek pathan- bas k safar se utara aur apne dost se bola..yar mera peeth me kuch chubhta tha bas me shayad keel thi bahut dard hota hai.
dosra pathan-are to yar kisi se bus me seat badal leta.
pathan-are kis se bad alta seat poori ki poori bus khali thi.
Rahul says:
Mujhe punjabi girl k joke behut passand hai .
Raj says:
I enjoyed every one of them
They great
FUNTABULOUS!!!!
Message to anonymous - come on yaar be light spirited. I dont think the intentiion was to offend anybody.
Sameera says:
Teacher:Pathan sy qatil kisay kehty hen?
pathan:pata nahi.!
Teacher:Agar tum apnay baaq ka qatal kar do to tum kia kehlao gay...?
Pathan:
"Yateem"
Kiran says:
A pathan got divorced, after few months he decided to get a root. He goes to whore house, finds himself a beautiful girl to sleep with.
While they were busy
The prostitute moves a little bit which makes it difficult for pathan to continue rooting her.
Pathan gets angry and says: Bhaji sahi pakro warna hum paisay kam denga
Irfan says:
Hum tumko GIFT main Pant dega
Pathan apni girlfriend se: Dilbahar! Hum tumko GIFT main Pant dega.
Girlfriend khush ho kar: Oh waqai Khan?
Pathan: Han! Per uski ZIP peeche hogi
Asif says:
ek pathan subha subha apni ghariyan baichney nikla.....to jaldi hi ek customer mil gaya
customer : kocha sari ghariyan mujhey baich do
Pathan : sari tum ko baich dey ga to sara din hum kya karey ga.....
Tahir says:
sardar:konsi chez tez chalti hy jis k 4 wheel hain.
pathan:car
sardar;ghalat TOYOTA car
next Question:vo kya hy jis k 2 wheel he or tez chalti hy.
pathan:Bike
sardar:No HONDA Bike
pathan bola ab mai swal karunga
pathan:idhr bal udhr bal beech mai lakeer?
sardar:khuss
pathan:Ghalat
TERI MAA KI KUSS
Hussain says:
najoomi tumhari life mai 6 ladkiyan aengee.
boy. oh yes what ha life najoomi zyada khush na ho.
ek teri biwi ho gee.
or 5 betiaan
Farhan says:
Ye wafa un dino ki baat hai FARAZ
JAB MAKAAN KACHAY OR LOG SACHAY HUA
KARTY
THAY
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