Best Collection of Pathan Jokes
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- Mehnat Karo Gay To
Teacher Mehnat Karo Gay Tou Kuch Bano Gay.
Pathan Student: Teacher! Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai.
Magar Wo Kuch Nahe Bana...
Posted By: Dapper On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Pathan 1 Baalti main
Pathan 1 Baalti main Paani le kar ja kara tha k Baarish shuru ho gai:
Aur Barish ka Pani balti main chala gaya.
Pathan: Aby yaar sara Paani geela ho gaya.
Posted By: Dapper On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Akhbar aur Radio
Teacher: Akhbar aur Radio main kya Faraq hai?
Pathan: Akhbar main Rotiyan lapait saktay hain, par Radio main nahi.
Posted By: Dhump On: Saturday, March 28, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Pathan ne bank se
Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,
Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.
Posted By: Dhump On: Friday, March 27, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Lukhnowi Nawab and Pathan
A Lukhnowi Nawab meets Pathan:
Nawab: Janab kya me ap ko 1 takleef de sakta hoon?
Pathan: O Kaminay takleef dekar to dikha, dekh teri kese watt lagata hon.
Posted By: Dhump On: Saturday, March 21, 2009 | Messages: 1
- susu in train
Phatan train me su su kr k aya
BV: Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
Phatan: Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”.
Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, March 12, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Tota bola
Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe Tota betha k ja rha tha.
Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?
Tota bola PATHAN.
Posted By: Dhump On: Friday, March 06, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Darakht Par Charh
Pathan: Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakht Par Charh Jata Tha.
Friend: Wo Kaisy?
Pathan: Us Waqat Ye Darakht B Chota Hota Tha...
Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, March 05, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Kanjoos Pathan
Height of kanjoosi
Pathan k pass
Mobile hai+Balance hai
Pathan 2 Major Rohail: Yaar apna to mobile dekhana
Tere bhabi ko "I LOVE U" ka msg send krna hy.
Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, March 03, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Abba ye achi bat nahi
Pathan: Abba ye achi bat nahi, Dosto me meri bohat Beizati hoti hai.
Abba: Kyon?
Pathan: Sab dosto k abba maar gae
Mera Abba abi tak zinda hai.
Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, March 03, 2009 | Messages: 1
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Jameel says:
Abba ye achi bat nahi
Pathan: Abba ye achi bat nahi, Dosto me meri bohat Beizati hoti hai.
Abba: Kyon?
Pathan: Sab dosto k abba maar gae
Mera Abba abi tak zinda hai.
Jameel says:
Pathan ne bank se
Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,
Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.
Hammad says:
very nice jokes yaar!!!:D:D:D
Farah Doggar says:
I like
Adult,sardar,pathan
specially
Rohail/Misbah catagory
jokes
...
F@r@h
M.faisal says:
nice sms if u have any nice sms then send me on my cell no. thanks
03222536467
Fair says:
ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST SMS COLLECTION SITE...
I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE..
SABIR KHAN says:
I LIKE PATHAN SMS VERY MUCH.
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ITS REALY A GOOD WAY TO ENTERTANE PEOPLE.
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KEEP WRITING THESE KIND OF SMS.
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AND ALSO TRY SOME NEW VERIETY.
saad says:
i like adult jokes Majorrohail one yar app logo ke sab jokes hi itne mast hote hain ke ke pocho mat kitne hote hain keep it up
behzad hussnain says:
all sms r vry good
ajmal says:
i like jokes too much keep on
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