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- Eh Gashti hai
Ek war ik shop wala ik bolen wala tota rakh leynda hai.
oss D shop aggeyon 1 ledy roz gujer D hai taan Tota saying OWNER shop: Malik eh gashti hai.
1 din oh lady sochdi hai K main eh tota khreedh E leyna hai,
she is saying to OWNER: Mainu eh tota kine da dewoge,
OWNER:2000 Rs
Lady: Ehna mehnga kyon
OWNER: Es wich bahut khasiyt hai es da kan khicho eh hasda hai dowe khicho ronda hai, khambh khicho cheekda A 1 lag chuko gaunda hai.
Lady: ager dowe chuko,
Tota: Main kiha C na k malik eh gashti hai.
Posted By: Dhump On: Saturday, March 07, 2009 | Messages: 3
- MUHABAT
Tu paak subha di hawa warga,
Sadey pind nu janday rah warga,
Tenu bhuliya v te kiven yara,
Tu anday janday sah warga....!
Good night...!GOD BLEES UR FAMILY
Posted By: Dhump On: Monday, March 02, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Thirsty Crow
Thirsty Crow
Once there was a crow,
Pind vich renda c o,
1 din taali utay baitha c o,
1 chirri de pichy pey gya c o,
Chirri pyi c ro,
Chirri da aa gya c pio,
Chirri de pio ne kutya crow,
Crow sherminda gya c ho,
Hun chirri nu pahn ji kainda c o,
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MORAL:
Kisey de dhee pahn nu na cherro.
Posted By: Dhump On: Saturday, February 28, 2009 | Messages: 2
- Mamma Papa Di Jaan
Sweetu…..!
Mamma Papa Di Jaan,
Sadey wal vi karo Dhiyan,
Asin Bohat Han Pareshan,
Twadey Wallon na koi Miss Call na Koi SMS da Nishan,
Kithey gaey O Meri Jan.
Posted By: Dhump On: Friday, February 27, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Sajna da khat
Kal sajna di tarfon khat aaya
Asan khat dy badly khat likhya
Un'na laal siyahi naal khat likhya
Asan kad k jigar di rt(khoon) likhya
Asan shan mutabik sajna di
khat bara khush khat likhjya
mattan Sajan naraz na ho jaway assan lafaz wafa wt wt(bar bar) likhya.
Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, February 26, 2009 | Messages: 2
- Change Nhe Lgde
Chan te tare change nai lagde
Roz de lare change nai lagde
Hun tusi v viya kar lo
Sano tusi kunware change nai lagde.
Posted By: Dhump On: Wednesday, February 25, 2009 | Messages: 1
- J 13 Khayal 20 na aaway
J 13 Khayal 20 na aaway,
80 udaas ho jaandy aan,
Tay 100 v nai sakday,
Chalo aih 10 diyo,
K tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya rooz 32 band kar k 100 janday o..
Posted By: Dhump On: Monday, February 23, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Reaction of boys
Reaction of boys when they purpose a girl
If she says Yes
Pta nhe kinu kinu haan kiti honi ae.
If she says No
Bandri jyee apne ap nu ki smajdi ae.
Posted By: Dhump On: Monday, February 16, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Dil vich teri yaad
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, February 10, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Punjabi version
Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!
Kaki,kaki
Haan beybay!
Phak di cheeni
Na beybay!
Jhoot bakdi
Na beybay!
Lawan jutti
Na beybay!
Khol bootha
Ha,Ha,Ha!!
Posted By: Dhump On: Sunday, February 08, 2009 | Messages: 1
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Munawar says:
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SHAMSHER SIDDLE says:
ek war ik shop wala ik bolen wala tota rakh leynda hai.
oss D shop aggeyon 1 ledy roz gujer D hai taan tota saying OWNER shop.malik eh gashti hai'
1 din oh ledy sochdi hai K main eh tota khreedh E leyna hai,
she is seying to OWNER;mainu eh tota kine da dewoge,
OWNER;2000 Rs
lady;ehna mehnga kyon,
OWNER;es wich bahut khasiyt hai es da kan khicho eh hasda hai dowe khicho ronda hai,khambh khicho cheekda A 1 lag chuko gaunda hai
laly;ager dowe chuko,
tota;main kiha C na k malik eh gashti hai
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Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!
Kaki,kaki
Haan beybay!
Phak di cheeni
Na beybay!
Jhoot bakdi
Na beybay!
Lawan jutti
Na beybay!
Khol bootha
Ha,Ha,Ha!!
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