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- STOP SMOKING
Santa goes to hospital for periodic
check up.
Doctor: "You have cancer in penis"
Santa goes and beat his wife and
shouts: "I TOLD YOU TO STOP SMOKING..."
Posted By: Speedo On: Sunday, November 16, 2008 | Messages: 1
- A small kid wrote
A small kid wrote to Santa Claus,
"Send Me A Brother"
Santa wrote back,
"Send Me Your Mother"
Posted By: Speedo On: Sunday, November 16, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Santa in Bangkok
Santa in Bangkok to Lady: How much 4 a hand job?
Lady: Rs500. Do u want one?
Santa: No.. I was curious,, how much I Save when I do it myself...
Posted By: Speedo On: Sunday, November 16, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Police 2 Santa
Police : santa ,tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jaygi.
Santa : ha ha ha!mein toh subah uthta he 8 baje hun .
Posted By: Wasiq Ansari On: Friday, November 14, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Teacher to Santa:
Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"
Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...
Posted By: Danish On: Wednesday, October 29, 2008 | Messages: 1
- A lady calls Santa
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Posted By: khan On: Monday, October 20, 2008 | Messages: 2
- Santa & Banta got tired
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
Posted By: khan On: Monday, October 20, 2008 | Messages: 1
- My mother-in-law was bitten
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
Posted By: khan On: Monday, October 20, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Santa and Jeeto
Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.
Posted By: khan On: Monday, October 20, 2008 | Messages: 1
- What's Ford?
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Posted By: khan On: Monday, October 20, 2008 | Messages: 1
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