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  •  South Indians are black?
    Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?

    Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!

    Posted By: Dhump On: Saturday, March 07, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Santa ke ghar Ladki
    Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

    Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
    Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
    Banta: kya kiya?



    Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, March 05, 2009 | Messages: 2
  •  SANIA MIRZA Se Baat
    Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.

    Banta: That’s Great Yaar... Usne Kya Kahaa?


    Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, March 05, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Santa Rides A Cycle
    Santa Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast...

    Suddenly He Stops Why?
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    Because he reaches his Home.

    Posted By: Rooman On: Thursday, February 26, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  HAWALAAT
    Santa: Jail ko "Hawalaat" kyu kehte hy?


    Banta: Kyu k jail me khane ko sirf

    "Hawa" aur "Laat" hi milti hy.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, February 19, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  USA Ghum Aaun
    Santa: Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun.

    Banta: Kitna Paisa Lagega?

    Santa: Kuch B Nahi

    Banta: Kaise?

    Santa: Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, February 10, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Tu kahan baithega
    Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle:

    Policeman gives hand to stop.

    Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle he 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?

    Posted By: Dhump On: Monday, February 02, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Virgin Wife
    Santu was curious, he asked his friend Bantu:
    "Was your wife a virgin when you married her?

    Puzzled Bantu: "I really don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."

    Posted By: Dhump On: Monday, February 02, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Mein bhi yehi
    Santa Singh: Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai.

    Banta Singh: Arrey, Mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Wednesday, January 21, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Sand wich kyoon?
    A girl selling sandwiches on the beach, asks a Santa : 'Santaji SANDWICH LO GE?'

    Santa replied: 'Sand wich kyoon? Asi te room wich lewaange!'

    Posted By: Dhump On: Sunday, January 18, 2009 | Messages: 1
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arun says:
good jokes.I enjoyed.
nithya says:
very nice

avid ali says:
Sand wich kyoon?
A girl selling sandwiches on the beach, asks a Santa : 'Santaji SANDWICH LO GE?'

Santa replied: 'Sand wich kyoon? Asi te room wich lewaange!'
HAWALAAT
Santa: Jail ko "Hawalaat" kyu kehte hy?


Banta: Kyu k jail me khane ko sirf

"Hawa" aur "Laat" hi milti hy.
Santu was curious, he asked his friend Bantu:
"Was your wife a virgin when you married her?

Puzzled Bantu: "I really don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."




beena aher says:
Santa: Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun.

Banta: Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Santa: Kuch B Nahi

Banta: Kaise?

Santa: Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.


abidbabeel says:
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sumit says:
* Santa Singh was talking to his friend Banta about his love life.

'So, Santa, how's it going with the girls?'

'Women, to me, are nothing but sex objects.'

'Really?'

'Yes,' Santa shook his head, 'Whenever I mention sex, they object.'


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By: Guru Don On: 1/18/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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