Best Collection of Sardar Ji SMS
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- Kissing Lion
A beautiful women was kissing
A lion inside a cage in a circus
Ring Master:
Can any 1 do this.?
.
.
Sardar: Main aata hu
Magar pehle sher ko bahar nekalo.
Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, March 17, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Two Sardars went to pub
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
You cant eat your own sandwiches in here, complained the pub-owner.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
Posted By: Dhump On: Saturday, March 07, 2009 | Messages: 2
- May Lahore be Capital of Pakistan
1 sardar Paper de kar aya aur rone laga.
ke kash Pakistan ka Dar-ul-Hakomat[Capital] Lahore bun jae.
Friend: Tum aisa kyun chahte ho?
Sardar: Main paper mein ye likh kar aya ho.
Posted By: Dhump On: Saturday, March 07, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Sardar Captain
Pakistani Captain:Hum ne Kargil ki jung K gaddar Major Rohail ka
"Court Marshall" kr dya hai.
Sardar Captain: Kis address par Major Rohail
Ka "Coat Parcel" kya hai?
Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, March 03, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Letter
Man: Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
Sardar: Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
"Plz try Letter"
Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, February 19, 2009 | Messages: 1
- soni kuri
Sardar: aj mei apni clas de sb tu soni kuri phasai
dost: o kive?
Sardar: mei kagaz da jahaz bna k udaya o miss de mu te vjaa
miss ne guse ech puchya k ei kida ay
te mei odha naam le lita
phas gye vichari.
Posted By: Dhump On: Monday, February 16, 2009 | Messages: 2
- sher da putar
Sardar to his Son: Oye tu sher da putter hy aur wo sher mei hun.
Son: papa school me miss b yhe kehti hein k tu
insan nhe kisi Janwar da putter ein.
Posted By: Dhump On: Monday, February 16, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Sunday ko Holi
Ek sardar har sunday Holi khelta tha.
Ek admi ne puchha " Sardarji aap ye har Sunday ko Holi khelte kyo ho?"
Sardar: Maine padha hai "Sunday is a Holiday"..
Posted By: Dhump On: Monday, February 16, 2009 | Messages: 1
- TAWEEZ wali chai
Air hostess sardar se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge?
Sardar: Mere leye Wo TAWEEZ wali chai lao.
Air hostess: Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai.
Posted By: Dhump On: Sunday, February 15, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Sardar ko blank message aya
Sardar ko blank message aya us ne usi mobile no ko phone kr k Bola,,
Oye tumhein maloom hai kay tumharae mobile k ink Khatam Hogaya HAy.
Posted By: Dhump On: Sunday, February 15, 2009 | Messages: 1
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adil says:
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samim rasikh says:
your jokes are very funny after reading jokes i was very laughtaing
please send me more funny jokes
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Friends!!!
Ap ko mery sms kaisy lagy send comments on my Cell number,mujh se sms friendship karna chahain tu mujhy sms ker sakty hian.Always ready to welcome new ~friends~...
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Decent Kuri says:
We should not
make fun of
sardars, pathan or faraz
we hv bad ppl in society
like
Major Rohail
&
Anti Misba
we should make fun of them
Decent Kuri says:
We should not
make fun of
sardars, pathan or faraz
we hv bad ppl in society
like
Major Rohail
&
Anti Misba
we should make fun of them
Mohsin Malhi says:
very cool, sms,
required more zardari sms
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waqas arif mughal says:
full sexy sms
farhad says:
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