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- Sardar had a baby boy
Sardar had a baby boy, He tells wife:
My eyes r big baby's small?
My nose long baby's short?
Wife angrly looks @ baby's penis n says
"AITHAY KAKA NUMER LE GAYA"
Posted By: Love Guru On: Saturday, November 29, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Ladies Toilet
Teacher:
Aisi Jaga Ka Naam Batao Jise Banaya To Admi Ne Hai
Lekin Phir Bhi Wo Waha Nahi Ja Sakta
Sardar:
Ladies Toilet
Posted By: Love Guru On: Friday, November 28, 2008 | Messages: 1
- 3 Sardars Talking Abut AIDS
3 Sardars Talking Abut AIDS
1.Mai To Condom K Bina Krta Nahi
2.Mai To Ungli Me Bi Phenta Hoon
3.Mai To Risk Hi Nhi Leta Padosi Se Karvata Hu.
Posted By: Love Guru On: Friday, November 28, 2008 | Messages: 1
- DINNER 7pm -10pm
Shadi mai 1 sardar boht dair tak khanna khata raha
Kisi ne poocha kb tk khao ge
Sardar;Me tu ab kha k tang a gaya per ki kran card vich lkhya C
DINNER 7pm -10pm
Posted By: Nida On: Thursday, November 27, 2008 | Messages: 1
- AAJ TU JALDI SUNA THA!
Sardar ghar aya tu sochnay laga k aaj kia khas kam kerna tha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Raat 3 baje yaad aaya
AAJ TU JALDI SUNA THA!
Posted By: Sufi On: Monday, November 24, 2008 | Messages: 1
- 1 Sardar doosre sardar se
1 Sardar doosre sardar se
Das zara duniya da mushkil tareen kam ki ay??
2nd sardar helmet paa k chummi lena
Posted By: Zaheer On: Monday, November 24, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Jail Mai Srdar Ka Dost
Jail Mai Srdar Ka Dost Us
Se Milne Ata Hai Or Us Puchta Hai
Tm Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai
K Tm Jail Me Ho Srdar:
Main Ne Bank Luta
Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya.
Posted By: Zaheer On: Monday, November 24, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Garha Khoda Aur Us
Main Ja K Beth Gya
Dure Sardar Ne Poocha
''Aey Ki Ho Riya Ae Paa Ji?''
1st Sardar Replied
''Gehria'n Sochaa'n'' ;->
Posted By: Zaheer On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Sardar doodh waly se
Sardar doodh waly se; kal kyu nhi aye thy?
Doodh wala; Apki bhabhi beemar thi.
Sardar; OO YAR BHEENS KA DOODH HI LE ATA!!!
Posted By: Zaheer On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
- A sardar was passing through a Jungle.
A sardar was passing through a Jungle.
A churail stops him and says:
HOO HOO HA HA! Mein Churail hoon...
Sardar: Janta hoon
Teri aik behen mere ghar mein bhi hai.....
Posted By: Water On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
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