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- About Study....
Eq#1:
Study=Dont Fail
Eq#2:
Dont Study=Fail
Adding Eq 1&2
Study+Dont Study=Fail+Dont Fail
Taking Common
Study(1+Dont)=Fail(1+Dont)
Solution:
Study=Fail.
Hence Proved.
Posted By: Water On: Thursday, November 27, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Advice for Students
Advice for Students
1. Kabhie Top na karo werna log tum se jalne lagein gey.
2. Hamesha late Class mein jao is tarah her Teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.
3. Ager Cheating ka Chance ho to kabhie parh kar na jao.
4. Ziyada parhney se time zaaya hota hai aur time zaaya karna Gunah hai.
5. Kabhie Viva na do kiu ke be-ijzat ho ker liye hue 2 numbers se izat kay 0 number achay.
Posted By: Water On: Wednesday, November 26, 2008 | Messages: 3
- Lamha Lamha Waqt
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kya Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!
Posted By: Wasiq Ansari On: Friday, November 14, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Santa writing
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Posted By: shahzad On: Thursday, October 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Ek sardar exame
Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha
Posted By: Saba On: Thursday, October 23, 2008 | Messages: 2
- Exams ke 4 din
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai.
Posted By: khan On: Thursday, October 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
- What is BE?
What is BE?
8 Semesters r there,
80GB syllabus,
80MB we study,
80KB we remember,
80Bytes we answer,
Binary marks we get,
Degree we finally we get is BE(Brain Empty).
Posted By: Shaharbano On: Thursday, October 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Many options 2 die
There are many options 2 die,
Sleeping pills, Poison, Hanging, Jumping 4rm Window, Coming in front of Train,
But Why we choose "STUDYING".
Posted By: Rohi On: Thursday, October 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
- An Engineer
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai
Posted By: Rohi On: Thursday, October 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Class ki
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
Posted By: Rohi On: Thursday, October 23, 2008 | Messages: 1
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