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  •  I Want 2 Kill U
    I Want 2 Kill U

    But I Can't, Bcoz of

    I.P.C.340(B)


    According 2 this Rule, Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys are Strictly Prohibited.

    Posted By: Rooman On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  You are Scientist
    Do u kNw uR SCIenTeST?

    oFfcouSe u HavE InVeNT 1 THnG WHich othER ScEiNtST Can't?


    U KnW WAt?

    AM TeLlinG u
    it's





    SMELL.

    Posted By: Ariese On: Friday, March 27, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Tip of the Day
    Tip of the day

    Always keep ur Photo
    In ur BATWA


    Jb b koi musebat aya to BATWA KHOLO APNI
    PHOTO DEKHO
    Ur
    BOLO
    "If I can face this I can face anything"

    Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, March 05, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Chicken Ready?
    Chicken Ready? Yes Boss
    Omlett Ready? Yes Boss
    Mutton Ready? No Boss

    Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Wednesday, March 04, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Gorilla catches u
    If Gorilla catches you
    What will you do?
    .
    .
    .
    I know u both will start playing
    .
    It is natural when close friend meet.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Wednesday, February 25, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Rumours
    U R Super
    U R Great
    U R Smart
    U R Intelligent
    U R Cool
    U R Sweet
    U R Wonderful
    U R Special
    .
    Find out who is spreading
    These "Rumors" about you.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Monday, February 23, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Marasi day
    Happy Mirasi Day!
    Yeh msg us ko send kro jo ap ki
    Nazar mein Marasi hai
    Mein ne to send kr dya
    Ab muje wapas send kr k
    Marasiyon wali harkat na krna.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, February 19, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  All flowers don't represent Love but..
    All flowers don't represent Love but..

    Rose did it.

    All birds can't speak but...

    Parrot did it.

    All monkeys can't read messages but...

    Well done yaar, You did it..

    Posted By: Dhump On: Thursday, February 12, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  Scientists are trying
    Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without
    brain..


    Please tell them your age!!!!!!

    Posted By: Dhump On: Wednesday, February 11, 2009 | Messages: 1
  •  I like Boiled Egg
    I like Boiled Egg,
    Because
    It is Boneless..
    &
    I like you,
    Because
    You are Brainless
    Ha..ha..ha….ha.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Sunday, February 08, 2009 | Messages: 1
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