Best Collection of Urdu Funny SMS
A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.
- Keep Me in ur Brain
Don't keep Me in your Heart,
But keep Me in your Brain,
Bcoz
Rehnay ki jaga jitni Khali ho utna he Maza aata hai.
Posted By: Irfan On: Monday, March 30, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Laado De Lashkare
Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!
O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...
Ye Commercial BREAK Tha
Now
U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->
Posted By: Dhump On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1
- EK LARKI KI DUA
*EK LARKI KI DUA*
Qasam se har larkay ko bhula dongi,
Sabhi Tasveerain jala dongi,
Ek Tum he Raho gay is Dil main,
Balance Dalwa do Tumhain dua dongi.
Posted By: Dapper On: Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Anti Shabo kI Beti
"Tere Naam"
Salman bHai Ganja Hua,
"GHAJINI"
Amir khAn gAnja Hua.
SocH Raha ho0n,
ApUn saALa Bhi Tind Krwa Le,
Aj Kal Anti Shabo kI Beti Line De rAhI HaI.
Posted By: Dapper On: Saturday, March 28, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Apna Future malum krna hai
Agr apko apna future malum krna ha to..
Write ur ful nam
N
Ur lover nam
N send it to
Ur
Father''s no.
He wil tel u Ur future... :-)
Posted By: Dhump On: Saturday, March 28, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !
ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->
Posted By: Dhump On: Saturday, March 28, 2009 | Messages: 1
- LUCKNOW k Bachey
"LUCKNOW" Me 2 Bachey Aapas Me Larr Rahe Thy.
1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha: Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap Humari Baat Nhi Mane'n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan Me Ghustakhana Kalmat Pesh Kare'n Gy.
2nd: Tou Hum Aap k Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe Aisa Tamaancha Baja Laye'n Gy k Gaal Gulaab Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne Lagy Ga .. ;->
Posted By: Dhump On: Saturday, March 28, 2009 | Messages: 2
- Dono
you think of Me and I think of you,
When we both think of each other,
Do you know what it means?
It means we both have no work to do!
Dono "Nikammay'...
Posted By: Dhump On: Saturday, March 28, 2009 | Messages: 1
- Zindagi ke Kitab
BV: Mein tumhari zindagi ke Kitaab hon..
.
.
.
Husband: Yehe to afsos hy,
Calendar hoti To haar saal badal leta.
Posted By: Dhump On: Friday, March 27, 2009 | Messages: 1
- 2 Plate Biryani aur Salad
Shadi main Munna apny Papa se: Papa khana kab khaengay?
Papa: Dear Dulha Dulhan aayengay, Paison(Rs) ka Lifafa den gay, phir khana khaengay.
Munna Bhag k gaya Stage pe aur Dulhay se kehne laga: Ye lo Rs.100 2 Plate Biryani aur Salad k Paise kaat lo.
Posted By: Dhump On: Friday, March 27, 2009 | Messages: 2
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AZAAN says:
an english man and santa inside the toilet ...........
englishman: hai how do u do?
santa: hai we open the zip and do
fazal says:
nice jokes and funny sms. i like it very much but my freind like to much
ASIM says:
HI
SMS IS AVERY NICE
BASHIR says:
name Muhammad Bashir Mobile Number 03223373096
hai ko larki jo mujh say sodti karay main Phone ka intzar karon ga
deepul says:
Ek admi raat 3 bje uttha, tahajud ki namaz aada ke, aur
Dua krne lga
“Mere mola sb so rhe hai ur
main teri ibadat kr rha hu”
Ye sun kr barabar waly ghar Se awaz ayi
“Kameny to apni dua mang
hamari shikayat q kr rha hy”
Tum dosti ka wo dagh ho
Jse hum ARIEL se dho nhi sakte
RIN se saaf nhi kr skte
SURF EXCEL se mita nhi skte
Q
K
Dagh to ache hote hain, Jese app.
waqas says:
master shagird se khali jaga pur kro 900 choohay kha kr bili ...... chali
shagird ! 900 chohay kha kr billi thumak thumak k chali
master kharay ho jao mujh se mazak krtay ho
shagird sir ye bhi mene aap ka dil rakh nay k liye kaha ha warna 900 chohay kha kr bili to ki us ka baap bhi nahe chal sakta
maira says:
hi yahan sms bhuhat achey hain i really like it
saahil hassan says:
hello nice joks i am saahil hassan from paris france
please som body send me good funny joks on my mail box and i need good girl friend contact me thanks
paris_9500 at hot mail .fr thank you
saahil hassan says:
achhe joks hin
i am saahil hassan from paris france please send me nice funny joks and i need one good girl friend if som body like anyway thanks for good pasting
(saahil)
saahil hassan says:
hello evry one i am saahil hassan from paris(france)very nice texte
som/girl need friend ship please contact me sab mila ke likh lin paris_ 9500 at hot mail .fr thank you and thanks for all good sms (saahil)
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