Best Collection of Urdu Funny SMS
A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.
- Hota hai sab kuch aik baar
Zindagi milti hai aik baar
Maut aati hai aik baar
Iqrar hota hai aik baar
Pyar hota hai aik baar
Jab hota hai sab kuch aik baar
Phir Light kiu jati hai baar baar?
Posted By: Water On: Sunday, November 30, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr
Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr
ghoom raha tha k uss ne dekha k
1 bare miya sarak pe peshab kr rahay
hain
Foriegner hairaan ho kar! Old man tum
sarak pe peshab karty ho tu police nhi
pakarti kya?
Bare miya :Nhi miya yaha tu kuch bhi
facility nhi hai khud hi pakar k krna
parta hai
Posted By: Lovebirds On: Sunday, November 30, 2008 | Messages: 2
- Aap bare ho ya aap k papa?
Teacher Student se : Aap bare ho ya aap k papa?
Student: Me bara hon
Teacher: Kaise?
Student: Me ne mama k sath sona chor
dya hai
Papa abhi tak sote hain..:->
Posted By: Love Guru On: Saturday, November 29, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Call kr lena!
Suno jb tum 03% akely ho 13% mushkil me ho
34% mis kr rhe ho 58% dukhi ho 86% tension main ho 41% milna chah rahe ho
Tu in sub numbers ko mila kr call kr lena!Ok
Posted By: Love Guru On: Friday, November 28, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Reality of today:
Reality of today:
Aaj kal ladies k kapray
Zoo mein lagi salakhon ki tarah hogaya hain
Qeemti samaan mehfooz b hojaye
Aur dekhne wala b khush hojaye..
Posted By: Love Guru On: Friday, November 28, 2008 | Messages: 1
- Main Jin Hoon Zardari Nahi..
Kya Hukam Hai Mere Aaqa??
Aaqa: Mulk Ka Sara Maal Mere Account Main Daal Do..
Jin: Aaqa Hukam Karen Baqwas Na Karen,
Main Jin Hoon Zardari Nahi..
Posted By: Water On: Friday, November 28, 2008 | Messages: 1
- “Kuch Is Tarah“
Atif Aslam In An Exam
“Kuch Is Tarah“
Kuch Is Tarah...
Teri Copy Meri Copy Se Milday..
Answer Teray Saray...
Meray Paper Pe Chapa De...
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqat SIR Ke Saath Raha Hai..
Haan Ye Jisam Bloody Fool Kaanp Raha Hai...
Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray..
Unhain To Mera Pata De...
Kuch Is Tarah..
Tera Paper Meray Paper Se Miladay..
Kuch Is Tarah....
Posted By: Water On: Friday, November 28, 2008 | Messages: 3
- "Allah-rakhi"
Wo shay jis ne shehar me dhoom macha "rakhi" hai
Us shokh hasena ka naam "Allah-rakhi" hai
Wo "Allah-rakhi" hai,Me "Allah-raka" hon
Shayed Allah ne mere liye bana "rakhi"
Hai
Kehte hein k "rakhi" hoi chez boht kum milti hai
Is liye tu me ne "rakhi" se laga"rakhi" hai
Ab haqeqat tu ye btane k liye "rakhi" hai
K "rakhi" ne ratoon ki neend ura "rakhi" hai
Ye kya tumne "rakhi" rakhi laga "rakhi" hai
Us "rakhi" ne tu kisi aur se laga "rakhi" hai :>
Posted By: Nida On: Thursday, November 27, 2008 | Messages: 3
- Loot Lo Pakistan
Film "Loot Lo Pakistan"
Hero: Zardari,
Heroine: Sheri Rehman
Side Hero: Yousuf Raza Gilaani
Villan: Amin Faheem
Charactor Actor: Asfand Yar Wali
Friendly Appearance: Altaf Hussein
Comedian: Sheikh Rasheed
Supporting Actor: Fazal-ul-Rehman
Charactorless Actors: Chaudry Brothers
Dancers: Fehmida Mirza and Kashmaala Tariq
Dhamake Daar Music by Taliban
Action By Pak Army
Supence By Chief Justice
And
Financed By
Poor People Of Pakistan.
Posted By: Water On: Thursday, November 27, 2008 | Messages: 3
- Dil se yaad kya hay
Bhej kar sms dil se yaad kya hay phir na kehna k mene bhula dya hay
Ab na koi bahana ap ka hoga dekh kar msg mera apko muskrana hoga.
Jis ne b bheja ho .Ha Ha Ha
Posted By: Nida On: Thursday, November 27, 2008 | Messages: 1
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humara says:
Nice collectin i like ur site
ShaharbanoSufi says:
These are best sms.............
Love Guru says:
Zardari doodh waly ki dukaan pe gaya or kaha: Kuttay k liye ek kilo doodh de do.
Dukan wala: Yahin piyo gay ya parcel kar don?
Faraz says:
Arz kya hai BOMB dhamakon se is qadar ghabra chukay hain Zardari.
K Uchhal partay hain khud apna he PAAD sun kar.
Hasaan says:
I need gud & true friend..but gul
shahnawaz says:
u guys rock!!
sarfaraz says:
Agar Kisi K Paas Sab Kuch Ho To Dunya Jalti Hai
Agar Kuch Na Ho To Dunya Hansti Hai
Mare Paas Aap K Lye Duaaein Hain
Jis K Lye Dunya Tarasti Hai !!!
Faisal says:
"I MISS U"
dil karta hai har pather pe likhon I MISS U,
or wo her pather
aap ko maroon,
ta k aap ko ehsas ho
k aap ki yaad kitna dard deti hai...
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Mahwish says:
EK PATHAN KAFI DER SE APNE NIKAH NAAME KO GOR SE PARH RAHA THA. WIFE NE TANG AKAR POCHA? AKIR KIA DEKH RAHE HO? PATHAN: EXPIRY DATE
02.AGAR TUM ZINDAGI KI RAHOON ME GIR JAO TO HIMMAT MAT HARNA, HIMMAT KAR KE UTHNA,
PECHEY MUR K DEKHNA AOR KEHNA
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KIS KUTTE K BACHEY NE DHAKKA DIYA HE?
THANKS. YOUR SITE IS SO FUUNY. I VISITED IT FIRST TIME. & FELT PLEASURE MY SELF.
Mahwish says:
Fantastic, Mind blowing ,woundeful
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